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craigslistening:

good morning transgenders. Attack

heathersdesk:

You know it’s bedtime when Molly says it’s time to go into her drawer.

henstomper:

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

carlyraejepsans:

antifas:

happy labor day to snoop doggs blunt roller specifically.

venusinlesbian:

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

pika-memes:

mindfulnesspoet:

marxistprincess:

animentality:

velaofftherails:

loverbear-butch:

hysterectomy but they just tie a string to your uterus and the other end to a doorknob and then slam the door

alphacrone:

alphacrone:

it’s really great when you can hyperfixate on your own story. however it’s not great when you decide to hyperfixate on your fictional city’s infrastructure instead of. you know. writing.

ALT

adding this under “comments that could either be a compliment or a sick burn”

shmaroace:

“i want a boyfriend” “i want a girlfriend” well i want to stop being so fucking sleepy

phantomnonsense:

TEN YEARS OLD IS TEN YEARS OLD

misstextures:

Modern games will never archive the same level of natural comedy that TF2 has maintained for 16 years because modern games don’t have a button to immediately die and have a funny ragdoll

angelsdean:

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/